The world according to Facebook…

There are some things you just don’t need to know. Actually, forget need, there are some things you just don’t want to know. And yet, I’d say at least 50% of my Facebook friends are desperate to tell me everything. I don’t necessarily mean the everyday status updates (“Charlene Robinson is putting the kettle on!”), bizarrely I actually quite like those but then I do have a slightly strange and probably unhealthy interest in what other people eat; anyway the bits that really make me shudder are thing things that people “become fans” of.

Imagine the scene, you’ve eaten too much, feeling a bit sick anyway, you log on to Facebook and it shouts at you that “Nell Mangel is a fan of kinky sex!” (oh, by the way, I’ve changed names to protect the innocent and to stop people hating me. I don’t really know Nell Mangel. Think she’s dead anyway but that’s by the by.) I don’t really want to know that people are fans of kinky sex. Does that make me square? Maybe I’m square. I just don’t want to imagine it and if you tell me about it then I will be forced to imagine it. There are all sorts of similarly grim things that people wish to make public: “Bouncer became a fan of naked cuddles!” Thanks a lot, Bouncer! Now I’m imagining you naked! Also wishing I could think of more false names since Bouncer doesn’t really work in the context of discussing nakedness. Oh god now I am imagining a naked Bouncer, his golden fur discarded as he hops in the shower before going to the Watering Hole for a tinny or two. See? I have to imagine it.

On the other end of the scale are the very normal things that people are “fans” of. “Mr Udigowa is a fan of breathing! Become a fan of breathing!” Um, OK. I suppose I am a fan of breathing since the alternative doesn’t seem like much fun. I wonder if you can become a fan of becoming a fan? Wait, no, that would probably break Facebook.

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3 Responses to The world according to Facebook…

  1. Ant Lockyer says:

    I compiled this list for you.

    Aaron (2 episodes, 2003)
    Aaron Barkley (3 episodes, 2003-2004)
    Aaron O’Connor (3 episodes, 1994)
    Abby Stafford (8 episodes, 2007)
    Adam Clarke (5 episodes, 2009)
    Adam Kestles / … (3 episodes, 2006-2009)
    Adam Rhodes (115 episodes, 2007)
    Adam Stevens / … (6 episodes, 2000-2002)
    Adam Willis / … (31 episodes, 1989-1991)
    Adrian Ewart (16 episodes, 1995)
    Adrian Mahoney / … (3 episodes, 2000-2009)
    Agi Romanov / … (2 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Air Conditioning Rep / … (5 episodes, 1992-1999)
    Alan (1 episode, 1988-1989)
    Alan Bradley / … (2 episodes, 2001-2009)
    Alan Graham / … (3 episodes, 2005-2007)
    Alan Hunt / … (2 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Alan McKenna (5 episodes, 1995-1996)
    Alan Napier / … (8 episodes, 1992-2007)
    Aleks Rama (4 episodes, 2001)
    Alex (2 episodes, 1994)
    Alex Argenzio (6 episodes, 2003)
    Alex Fenton (4 episodes, 1998-1999)
    Alex Kinski (8 episodes, 2005)
    Alex Slater (5 episodes, 1993-1994)
    Alfonso / … (2 episodes, 1997-2007)
    Alice Jamison (3 episodes, 2000-2001)
    Alison Ryder (4 episodes, 1989)
    Allana Truman / … (41 episodes, 1997-2001)
    Allen Lawrence (2 episodes, 1987)
    Allie Bentley (4 episodes, 1999-2000)
    Ally Slater / … (12 episodes, 1993-1996)
    Amanda Fowler (7 episodes, 2009)
    Amber Martin (4 episodes, 1990)
    Amy Garven (3 episodes, 2008)
    Amy Greenwood / … (50 episodes, 1993-2005)
    Amy Robinson (3 episodes, 1992)
    Andrea Townsend / … (10 episodes, 1986-1996)
    Andrew ‘Macca’ MacKenzie (unknown episodes, 1994)
    Andrew Robinson (1 episode, 1991-1992)
    Andrew Robinson (2 episodes, 2009)
    Andrew Simpson / … (25 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Andrew Watson (6 episodes, 1995-1996)
    Andy Sisson (10 episodes, 1997-2000)
    Angela Starkey / … (2 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Angie Rebecchi (38 episodes, 1995-2008)
    Angus Henderson (49 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Anna Borobokas / … (2 episodes, 1989-1994)
    Anna Rossi (8 episodes, 1985)
    Annalise Hartman / … (78 episodes, 1993-2005)
    Anne Baxter (10 episodes, 2006-2007)
    Anne Teschendorff / … (3 episodes, 1992-2006)
    Anne Wilkinson (121 episodes, 1996-2000)
    Annette Landers (2 episodes, 1992)
    Antony Beeton / … (2 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Arthur Bright (3 episodes, 1988-1989)
    Ash Schwimmer / … (3 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Ash Van Denbergh / … (2 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Auctioneer / … (2 episodes, 1993-1994)
    Aunt Daisy / … (4 episodes, 1985-1994)
    Baby / … (2 episodes, 1993)
    Baby Joseph Nguyen / … (2 episodes, 2000-2001)
    Band Drummer (2 episodes, 2008)
    Band Guitarist (2 episodes, 2008)
    Bank Teller / … (2 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Bar Manager no.2 / … (2 episodes, 1991-1993)
    Bar Patron / … (3 episodes, 1999-2002)
    Barbara Hill (8 episodes, 1985)
    Barbara Weir / … (3 episodes, 1986-1992)
    Barman (102 episodes, 2005-2007)
    Barry Beattie / … (2 episodes, 1998-2004)
    Barry Burke / … (3 episodes, 1997-2001)
    Barry Dwyer / … (2 episodes, 1990-1999)
    Barry Reeves / … (4 episodes, 1999-2009)
    Bartender (unknown episodes, 1994)
    BB Larkin (2 episodes, 1987)
    Becky Jones (8 episodes, 2004-2007)
    Ben Atkins / … (34 episodes, 1997-1998)
    Ben Jarrett (4 episodes, 1989)
    Ben Kirk (2 episodes, 2004)
    Ben Kirk (5 episodes, 2001-2003)
    Ben Kirk / … (229 episodes, 2007-2009)
    Ben Nicholls (4 episodes, 1991-1992)
    Benito Alessi (17 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Bernard Seaton / … (3 episodes, 1993-2007)
    Bernie Samuels (3 episodes, 2000)
    Bernie Sutton (2 episodes, 1985)
    Bess O’Brien (2 episodes, 1999)
    Bess Robinson (3 episodes, 1985)
    Beth Brennan / … (61 episodes, 1992-1994)
    Beth Hutchison / … (2 episodes, 1993-2006)
    Beth Travers (4 episodes, 1986-1987)
    Betty Bristow / … (3 episodes, 1989)
    Beverly Marshall / … (108 episodes, 1989-2005)
    Beverly Marshall / … (48 episodes, 1987-1989)
    Bianca Healey (2 episodes, 1998)
    Bianca Nugent (27 episodes, 1999-2002)
    Bianca Zanotti (12 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Bidder / … (2 episodes, 2001-2009)
    Big Kev Rebecchi / … (14 episodes, 1988-2008)
    Bill Ferris / … (2 episodes, 2001-2009)
    Bill Merchant (2 episodes, 2004-2006)
    Bill Newman (3 episodes, 2009)
    Billy Kennedy / … (280 episodes, 1994-2005)
    Bishop Don McDermott / … (2 episodes, 2002)
    Bob Landers (10 episodes, 1991-1992)
    Bob Landers / … (4 episodes, 1989)
    Bobby Hoyland (20 episodes, 2005)
    Bonnie Druce / … (2 episodes, 2008)
    Boyd Hoyland (236 episodes, 2002-2007)
    Brad Chambers / … (2 episodes, 1999-2001)
    Brad Fuller (unknown episodes, 1988)
    Brad Jordan / … (24 episodes, 1993-2008)
    Brad Willis (76 episodes, 1991-1993)
    Bradley Townsend (5 episodes, 1986)
    Bree Timmins (81 episodes, 2005-2007)
    Brenda Riley (18 episodes, 1991-1992)
    Brendan Shaw (1 episode, 1988-1992)
    Brett Stark (174 episodes, 1993-2005)
    Brian Shaw (unknown episodes, 1988)
    Bridget Parker (265 episodes, 2007-2009)
    Bronwyn Davies (95 episodes, 1988-1990)
    Brook Allen (3 episodes, 1995)
    Bruce Ross / … (3 episodes, 2006-2007)
    Bruce Zadro / … (3 episodes, 1989-2000)
    Bryan Tyler / … (2 episodes, 2007)
    Bunny Lawson / … (4 episodes, 1993)
    Bus Driver / … (2 episodes, 1993)
    Cactus / … (3 episodes, 1992-1995)
    Cafe Customer / … (11 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Caitlin Atkins (24 episodes, 1997-1998)
    Caleb Maloney (9 episodes, 2007)
    Callum Jones (106 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Cameron ‘Cam’ Robinson / … (49 episodes, 2006-2007)
    Cameron Hudson / … (37 episodes, 1989-2008)
    Candice Hopkins (2 episodes, 1990)
    Cara Winfield (4 episodes, 1997-1998)
    Carli Chan / … (2 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Carmel Tyler (2 episodes, 2002)
    Carmella Cammeniti (221 episodes, 2003-2008)
    Carol Barker / … (3 episodes, 1988-2001)
    Carol Brown (10 episodes, 1985)
    Carol Maitland (2 episodes, 1997-1999)
    Carol Naylor / … (2 episodes, 1986-1988)
    Caroline Alessi (94 episodes, 1990-1992)
    Caroline Sinclair (2 episodes, 1995)
    Carolyn (2 episodes, 1988-1989)
    Carrie Clark (2 episodes, 2000)
    Casey Butler / … (4 episodes, 1992-1997)
    Casey Overington / … (2 episodes, 2001-2008)
    Casper Mack (5 episodes, 1996)
    Cass Boyle (5 episodes, 1989)
    Cassandra (5 episodes, 1997-2001)
    Cassandra Freedman / … (23 episodes, 2009)
    Catherine Michael (3 episodes, 2007)
    Catherine O’Brien / … (20 episodes, 1994-1997)
    Cathy Alessi (15 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Cathy Martin (3 episodes, 2008)
    Cecile Bliss / … (2 episodes, 2000-2003)
    Cedric / … (6 episodes, 1985-2000)
    Chantelle Rebecchi (3 episodes, 2007)
    Chaplain Marcus Swain / … (2 episodes, 2008)
    Charlene Mitchell / … (84 episodes, 1986-1988)
    Charles Durham (8 episodes, 1985-1999)
    Charles Spencer (unknown episodes, 1988)
    Charlie Cassidy (6 episodes, 2003-2005)
    Charlie Hoyland (33 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Charlie Hoyland / … (92 episodes, 2006-2008)
    Charlie Thorpe (4 episodes, 1999)
    Chas Hancock / … (5 episodes, 1992-2000)
    Chef / … (2 episodes, 2003-2005)
    Cheryl Stark (4 episodes, 1995-1996)
    Cheryl Stark (77 episodes, 1993-1996)
    Chip Kelly / … (10 episodes, 1992-1994)
    Chloe Cammeniti (54 episodes, 2008)
    Chris Cousens (11 episodes, 2003-2005)
    Chris Knight (11 episodes, 2008)
    Chris Perdis (3 episodes, 1995)
    Chrissie Adams (4 episodes, 1987-1988)
    Christian Johnson (7 episodes, 2007)
    Christina Alessi / … (98 episodes, 1990-1992)
    Christine Rodd (6 episodes, 2006-2007)
    Christopher Reynolds (3 episodes, 2007)
    Claire Girard (6 episodes, 1997)
    Clare Singer / … (3 episodes, 2006-2009)
    Clarence (2 episodes, 1989)
    Clarrie McLachlan (4 episodes, 1990)
    Clergyman / … (2 episodes, 1986-2006)
    Cliff / … (2 episodes, 1993-1996)
    Cliff Ritter / … (2 episodes, 1993)
    Cliff Sandor / … (2 episodes, 1992)
    Clinic Nurse / … (2 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Clive Gibbons (60 episodes, 1986-1989)
    Cluny Webb / … (5 episodes, 1999-2001)
    Coach Garfield / … (3 episodes, 1991-1996)
    Cody Willis (57 episodes, 1993-1996)
    Cody Willis (60 episodes, 1989-1991)
    Colin Barclay / … (2 episodes, 1989-2002)
    Colin Taylor / … (13 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Colin Webb / … (2 episodes, 1989-1990)
    Compere (2 episodes, 1993)
    Connie O’Rourke (3 episodes, 2000)
    Connor Cleary (2 episodes, 1993)
    Connor O’Neill / … (59 episodes, 2002-2006)
    Const. Ralph Walker / … (5 episodes, 1999-2001)
    Const. Ryan Moller / … (3 episodes, 1999-2001)
    Constable Mark Doney / … (2 episodes, 2006-2007)
    Constable Mike Watt / … (5 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Constable Simone Page (8 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Courier / … (2 episodes, 1993-1994)
    Courier / … (2 episodes, 2007-2009)
    Craig (unknown episodes, 1988)
    Craig ‘Pinhead’ Pinders / … (4 episodes, 1994-1999)
    Craig Slater / … (13 episodes, 1993-1998)
    Customer / … (2 episodes, 1993)
    Customer 1 / … (2 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Cute Couple / … (2 episodes, 2006-2008)
    Dale Hunter (3 episodes, 2007)
    Dale McGregor / … (2 episodes, 2009)
    Dame Margaret (2 episodes, 2001)
    Damien Smith / … (4 episodes, 1998-2000)
    Damon Gaffney (2 episodes, 2000)
    Dan Ramsay (11 episodes, 1986-1988)
    Dan Wheedan / … (2 episodes, 2005-2007)
    Daniel Clohesy (3 episodes, 2002-2003)
    Daniel Fitzgerald / … (313 episodes, 1993-2009)
    Danni Stark (76 episodes, 1993-2005)
    Danny Ramsay (33 episodes, 1985-2005)
    Daphne Lawrence / … (91 episodes, 1985-1988)
    Darcy Tyler / … (211 episodes, 2000-2005)
    Darren Stark (83 episodes, 1996-2008)
    Darren Turner (2 episodes, 2002-2003)
    Darryl Crombie (3 episodes, 1989)
    Dave Dempsey (2 episodes, 2001)
    Dave Gottlieb (2 episodes, 1993-1994)
    Dave Summers / … (6 episodes, 1985-1988)
    David Bishop (17 episodes, 1988-2005)
    David Brennan (5 episodes, 1992)
    David ‘Davo’ Mather / … (4 episodes, 2007)
    David Hodges (4 episodes, 1999)
    David Hyde / … (3 episodes, 2006-2009)
    David Kazalian (2 episodes, 1993)
    David Turner (2 episodes, 1987)
    Dawn / … (2 episodes, 1990-1995)
    Dean Bartholomew (2 episodes, 1987)
    Dean Hearn (2 episodes, 2001)
    Dean Naughton / … (4 episodes, 1986-2009)
    Debbie Martin / … (99 episodes, 1992-2005)
    Debbie Norton / … (2 episodes, 1990-1999)
    Debra Fleming (6 episodes, 1986)
    Debra Turner (5 episodes, 1989-1990)
    Declan Napier (393 episodes, 2007-2009)
    Declan Sands (10 episodes, 2003-2004)
    Dee Generate / … (2 episodes, 1998-2001)
    Delivery Man / … (4 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Derek Morris (2 episodes, 1987-1988)
    Derek Wilcox (3 episodes, 1990)
    Dermott Wilson / … (2 episodes, 2003-2007)
    Des Clarke / … (206 episodes, 1985-1990)
    Desi Grant (2 episodes, 1999)
    Det. Alec Skinner / … (16 episodes, 1986-2008)
    Det. Sgt. Michaela Morris / … (10 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Detective (2 episodes, 1993-1994)
    Detective Illich (2 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Diana Murray / … (3 episodes, 1995-2007)
    Dione Bliss / … (280 episodes, 2000-2003)
    Doctor / … (3 episodes, 1994-1996)
    Doctor Brian Rode (3 episodes, 2009)
    Doctor Byrnes / … (2 episodes, 1989-1990)
    Doctor Jeremy Levi / … (7 episodes, 2006-2009)
    Donna Freedman (158 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Doreen Cassidy / … (9 episodes, 1997-2005)
    Doreen Chatterly / … (2 episodes, 2004-2006)
    Dorothy Burke (105 episodes, 1990-1993)
    Dorothy Stevens / … (9 episodes, 1986-2004)
    Doug Marshall / … (2 episodes, 2006)
    Doug Willis (112 episodes, 1990-2005)
    Dougal Kirk (3 episodes, 1999)
    Dougal Kirk (3 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Douglas Blake / … (15 episodes, 1985-1995)
    Doula Tsoubanopulous (6 episodes, 2000-2002)
    Dr Peggy Newton / … (10 episodes, 2000-2009)
    Dr. Charlotte Stone (15 episodes, 2007)
    Dr. Clark / … (2 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Dr. Danielle Marks / … (2 episodes, 1997-2002)
    Dr. Demi Vinton (3 episodes, 2007)
    Dr. John Sibbett / … (3 episodes, 2006-2009)
    Dr. Neil Dawson (3 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Dr. Palmerston (2 episodes, 1993)
    Dr. Parsons / … (3 episodes, 1991-2007)
    Dr. Roberta Marley (3 episodes, 2007)
    Dr. Sally Herbert (2 episodes, 2006)
    Dr. Shepherd (2 episodes, 1998)
    Dr. Stanford Mundy (2 episodes, 2007)
    Dr. Veronica Olenski / … (25 episodes, 2000-2009)
    Drew Kirk / … (83 episodes, 1998-2005)
    Drunk Customer / … (2 episodes, 1992-1996)
    Dulce Johnstone / … (2 episodes, 2001-2006)
    Dwayne / … (2 episodes, 1990-1995)
    Dylan Timmins / … (220 episodes, 1996-2007)
    Eddie Buckingham (28 episodes, 1990)
    Eddie Sherwin (4 episodes, 1985)
    Edith Chubb (12 episodes, 1988-1989)
    Edna Ramsay (6 episodes, 1986-1988)
    Edwina Valdez / … (2 episodes, 2003)
    Eileen Clarke (39 episodes, 1985-1988)
    Elderly Lady / … (4 episodes, 1991-1994)
    Elle Robinson / … (357 episodes, 2005-2009)
    Elliot Patterson (2 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Elly Conway (3 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Elly Turnbull (2 episodes, 2001)
    Emily Hancock (19 episodes, 2000-2002)
    Emma Gordon (11 episodes, 1987-1991)
    Emma Steele / … (2 episodes, 1998-2007)
    Eric (2 episodes, 1993)
    Eric Jensen (4 episodes, 1990)
    Ethan Randy / … (2 episodes, 1995-2007)
    Eva Lindstrom (unknown episodes, 1988)
    Evan Hancock (28 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Evelyn Maloney (2 episodes, 1989-1998)
    Evelyn Wallace / … (7 episodes, 1986-2008)
    Ewan O’Brien (14 episodes, 1990)
    Extra (unknown episodes, 2000)
    Father Capetola / … (5 episodes, 2005-2008)
    Father Kevin Barry (8 episodes, 1985)
    Father Michael Graham (4 episodes, 1994)
    Father Morgan (1 episode, 1985-1989)
    Faye Hudson (17 episodes, 1991-1992)
    Felicity Brent / … (6 episodes, 1986-1991)
    Felicity Scully / … (295 episodes, 1999-2005)
    Fiona Hartman (11 episodes, 1993)
    Fireman Mitch Walters / … (3 episodes, 2007-2009)
    Fox / … (7 episodes, 2007)
    Frances Nagel (2 episodes, 2001)
    Franco Silvani / … (8 episodes, 1985-2008)
    Frank Alessi (2 episodes, 1991-1998)
    Frazer Yeats / … (275 episodes, 2006-2008)
    Fred Entwistle / … (2 episodes, 1992-2005)
    Fred Mitchell (3 episodes, 1986)
    Gabby Mills / … (2 episodes, 2001-2008)
    Gaby Willis (78 episodes, 1991-2005)
    Gail Robinson / … (110 episodes, 1987-2007)
    Garrett Burns / … (5 episodes, 2006)
    Gary Collins / … (4 episodes, 1996-1997)
    Gary Head / … (17 episodes, 1989-1992)
    Gary Ling (1988, 1989) (unknown episodes)
    Gary Mason / … (3 episodes, 2006-2009)
    Gavin Heywood (7 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Gaylene Caffknot / … (3 episodes, 1993-1997)
    Gemma Ramsay (30 episodes, 1990-1991)
    Genevieve Eva Doyle / … (9 episodes, 1994-2005)
    Genevieve Murdoch (2 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Geoff Burke (6 episodes, 1998)
    Geoff Carmichael (2 episodes, 2000)
    George Carter (2 episodes, 1992)
    George Caruana / … (3 episodes, 1999-2009)
    George Sanders / … (3 episodes, 2006-2007)
    George Young (7 episodes, 1985)
    Gerard Hancock / … (5 episodes, 2006-2008)
    Geri Hallett / … (12 episodes, 1998-2001)
    Gino Esposito (9 episodes, 2001-2007)
    Gino Rossini (3 episodes, 1987)
    Gladys O’Grady (7 episodes, 2002-2004)
    Glen Donnelly (44 episodes, 1990-1992)
    Glen Goldman (3 episodes, 2001)
    Glen Matheson / … (5 episodes, 1989-1995)
    Glen Richards (3 episodes, 2004-2005)
    Glenn Forrest / … (10 episodes, 2006-2007)
    Gloria Lewis (32 episodes, 1989-1990)
    Gordon Davies (2 episodes, 1989)
    Gordon Miller (5 episodes, 1985)
    Gordon Orchard (3 episodes, 1995)
    Graham Gibbons / … (5 episodes, 1986-1993)
    Greg / … (2 episodes, 1989-1992)
    Greg / … (2 episodes, 2004-2005)
    Greg Bartlett (4 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Greg Baxter (2 episodes, 2007)
    Greg Davis / … (5 episodes, 1985-1987)
    Greg McIntyre / … (2 episodes, 2008)
    Greg Michaels (13 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Gus Cleary (2 episodes, 2004)
    Guy Carpenter / … (18 episodes, 1991-1992)
    Guy no.1 / … (2 episodes, 1993)
    Guy Sykes (12 episodes, 2006-2009)
    Gwen Simpson (3 episodes, 1985)
    Gwyn Tennant / … (2 episodes, 1999-2001)
    Hamish Dwyer (2 episodes, 1995)
    Hannah Martin (166 episodes, 1992-2005)
    Harley (unknown episodes, 1998)
    Harold Bishop (804 episodes, 1987-2009)
    Harry Henderson (7 episodes, 1985-1987)
    Harry Ramsay (63 episodes, 2009)
    Harvey Johnson (4 episodes, 1993)
    Heather Green (12 episodes, 2002-2003)
    Heather Pryor (12 episodes, 2008)
    Helen Carr (7 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Helen Daniels / … (382 episodes, 1985-1997)
    Henry O’Rourke / … (5 episodes, 1993-2003)
    Henry Ramsay / … (128 episodes, 1987-1989)
    High School Student (unknown episodes, 1991)
    Hilary Robinson / … (64 episodes, 1987-2005)
    Himself – Host / … (2 episodes, 2006)
    Himself (2 episodes, 1986)
    Himself (2 episodes, 1986)
    Himself (2 episodes, 1994)
    Himself (2 episodes, 1994)
    Himself (2 episodes, 1995)
    Himself (2 episodes, 1998)
    Himself (2 episodes, 2001)
    Himself (2 episodes, 2001)
    Himself (2 episodes, 2001)
    Himself (2 episodes, 2001)
    Himself (2 episodes, 2002)
    Himself (2 episodes, 2002)
    Himself (2 episodes, 2006)
    Himself (3 episodes, 2000)
    Himself (3 episodes, 2000)
    Himself (3 episodes, 2000)
    Himself (4 episodes, 2000)
    Householder / … (2 episodes, 1988-1992)
    Howard Lane (2 episodes, 2006)
    Hung Nguyen (3 episodes, 2000-2001)
    Ian (unknown episodes, 1988)
    Ian Burns (2 episodes, 1985)
    Ian Burns (2 episodes, 1985)
    Ian Lewis / … (4 episodes, 1990-1997)
    Ian Phillips (2 episodes, 2007)
    Ian Rogers / … (2 episodes, 2004-2008)
    India Napier / … (33 episodes, 2009)
    India Napier / … (33 episodes, 2009)
    Isabella Lopez / … (5 episodes, 1990)
    Isabelle ‘Izzy’ Hoyland / … (49 episodes, 2003-2007)
    Jacinta Myers (4 episodes, 1997)
    Jack Flynn / … (26 episodes, 1988-1994)
    Jack Foster (2 episodes, 1997)
    Jack Hastings (2 episodes, 2000-2001)
    Jack Lassiter (8 episodes, 1985-1986)
    Jack Parker (2 episodes, 1993)
    Jack Scully (198 episodes, 2002-2005)
    Jack Scully (6 episodes, 2001)
    Jackie Jones (5 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Jackie Vidor (unknown episodes, 1988)
    Jacob Collins (2 episodes, 1993)
    Jacqueline Summers (5 episodes, 1992)
    Jade Cleary (5 episodes, 1999)
    Jade McKenzie (5 episodes, 2009)
    James Anderson (3 episodes, 2007)
    James Linden (6 episodes, 2009)
    Jamie Clarke (1 episode, 1988-1989)
    Jamie Clarke (20 episodes, 1989-1990)
    Jamie Clarke (20 episodes, 1989-1990)
    Jamie Clarke (33 episodes, 1987-1989)
    Jamie Clarke / … (6 episodes, 2002-2003)
    Jan Daly (1 episode, 1989-1990)
    Jan Moore / … (2 episodes, 2000-2001)
    Jan Phillips (5 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Janae Timmins / … (157 episodes, 2003-2008)
    Jane Harris (108 episodes, 1986-2005)
    Jane Reynolds (2 episodes, 2008)
    Jane Reynolds (3 episodes, 2000-2002)
    Janelle Timmins / … (78 episodes, 2003-2007)
    Janet Kirk / … (2 episodes, 1990-2000)
    Janine Stark (2 episodes, 1995)
    Jason Von Thunan (2 episodes, 1994)
    Jay Duncan (19 episodes, 2008)
    Jeannie / … (2 episodes, 1993)
    Jean-Pierre Valasco / … (8 episodes, 2006)
    Jeff Greenwood (4 episodes, 1997-2000)
    Jeffrey Hockney / … (4 episodes, 1993-1997)
    Jen Handley (18 episodes, 1995-1996)
    Jenna McKenna / … (6 episodes, 2006)
    Jennifer Warren (2 episodes, 2009)
    Jenny Lim (6 episodes, 1993)
    Jenny Owens (7 episodes, 1989)
    Jeremy Lord (6 episodes, 1987-1988)
    Jess Fielding / … (15 episodes, 2001)
    Jesse O’Connor (7 episodes, 1994)
    Jessica Wallace (9 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Jessie Ross (3 episodes, 1988)
    Jet Krajer / … (2 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Jill Ramsay / … (4 episodes, 1993-2009)
    Jill Weir (7 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Jim Baynes / … (2 episodes, 2006-2009)
    Jim Parker (4 episodes, 2008)
    Jim Robinson (321 episodes, 1985-1993)
    Joan Langdon (16 episodes, 1985)
    Joanna Hale (2 episodes, 2009)
    Joanna Hartman / … (35 episodes, 1995-1997)
    Joe Mangel (225 episodes, 1988-2005)
    Joe Scully / … (83 episodes, 1991-2004)
    Joel Samuels (173 episodes, 1998-2001)
    Joel Supple (3 episodes, 1995)
    John Phillips (1 episode, 1997-1999)
    John ‘Teabag’ Teasdale / … (5 episodes, 1999)
    John Worthington (2 episodes, 1988)
    Johnno Brewer (7 episodes, 2009)
    Johnny Brown (2 episodes, 2007)
    Johnny Winters (2 episodes, 1997-1998)
    Jonathan Verne (4 episodes, 2003-2005)
    Jonathon Lim (4 episodes, 1993)
    Jordan Farnsworth (3 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Josh Anderson (75 episodes, 1990-1992)
    Josh Burns / … (4 episodes, 1998-2009)
    Josh Hughes (7 episodes, 1998)
    Josh Taylor (25 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Journalist #3 / … (3 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Jude Troy (3 episodes, 2007)
    Judge Anderson (6 episodes, 2008)
    Judge Roy Evans / … (5 episodes, 2006-2007)
    Judy Bergman (3 episodes, 1995-1996)
    Julie Martin (55 episodes, 1992-1994)
    Julie Robinson (42 episodes, 1985)
    Jumilla Chandra (8 episodes, 2009)
    Justin Devine (2 episodes, 1995)
    Justin Hunter / … (26 episodes, 2005-2009)
    Justine Spensley (5 episodes, 2006)
    Karen Constantine (2 episodes, 1991)
    Karen Oldman (4 episodes, 1998-1999)
    Karl Kennedy / … (818 episodes, 1987-2009)
    Kat Riley (2 episodes, 2003)
    Kate (unknown episodes, 2002-2003)
    Kate Cornwall (3 episodes, 1995)
    Kate Drew (2 episodes, 1985)
    Kate Newton / … (11 episodes, 1987-2008)
    Kate Ramsay / … (70 episodes, 2009)
    Katerina Torelli (2 episodes, 1994)
    Katie Landers (51 episodes, 1988-1989)
    Katya Kinski (88 episodes, 2005-2007)
    Keith / … (2 episodes, 1989-1992)
    Kellie Jamison (unknown episodes, 1996-1998)
    Kelly (3 episodes, 1993)
    Kelly Katsis (21 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Kelly Morgan (8 episodes, 1986-1987)
    Kelly Weaver (3 episodes, 2005)
    Kelvin Stubbs (11 episodes, 1990)
    Ken Marshall (2 episodes, 2007)
    Ken Naylor (2 episodes, 1990-1992)
    Ken Sparrow (unknown episodes, 1989)
    Kenneth Muir (15 episodes, 1988-1990)
    Kenny Larkin (4 episodes, 1987)
    Kerry Bishop / … (121 episodes, 1985-2006)
    Kerry Mangel (4 episodes, 2007)
    Kev Duve (11 episodes, 1993-2001)
    Kev Kelly (4 episodes, 2001)
    Kevin Casey (5 episodes, 2007)
    Kevin Harvey (5 episodes, 1989)
    Kevin ‘Stonefish’ Rebecchi / … (51 episodes, 1994-2007)
    Kim Taylor (12 episodes, 1985)
    Kim Timmins / … (45 episodes, 1990-2007)
    Kim White (2 episodes, 1992)
    Kimberley Stevens (2 episodes, 1996)
    Kingston White (2 episodes, 1995)
    Kirsten Gannon (73 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Knuckles / … (2 episodes, 2000-2007)
    Kotto / … (3 episodes, 2009)
    Kris Hyde (8 episodes, 1994)
    Kristy (15 episodes, 1993-1996)
    Ky Wilson / … (2 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Kyle Canning (18 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Lana Crawford (9 episodes, 2004-2005)
    Lance Wilkinson / … (137 episodes, 1995-2005)
    Larry ‘Woody’ Woodhouse (19 episodes, 2000-2002)
    Lata Chatterji (2 episodes, 1994)
    Laura Davidson / … (8 episodes, 2001-2007)
    Laura Dennison / … (6 episodes, 1986-1987)
    Laura Wallace (7 episodes, 2001)
    Laurel Adams (2 episodes, 1992)
    Lauren Carpenter (21 episodes, 1993-1994)
    Leanne ‘Packo’ Packington / … (9 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Leanne Sterling (4 episodes, 1988)
    Lee Maloney (22 episodes, 1989-1990)
    Leith Davidson / … (2 episodes, 1993-1996)
    Lenny Hooper / … (4 episodes, 1989-1994)
    Leo Hancock (24 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Leonard ‘Len’ Mangel (7 episodes, 1994)
    Lester (2 episodes, 1990)
    Lewis Fleming (2 episodes, 1986)
    Libby Kennedy (23 episodes, 2008)
    Libby Kennedy / … (398 episodes, 1994-2009)
    Liljana Bishop / … (23 episodes, 2003-2005)
    Linda Fielding (5 episodes, 1985)
    Lindsay Hall (6 episodes, 1999-2007)
    Ling Mai Chan (4 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Lip (unknown episodes, 2000)
    Lisa Elliot / … (20 episodes, 1997)
    Lisa Hayes / … (4 episodes, 2003-2009)
    Lisa Jeffries (17 episodes, 2003-2006)
    Liz / … (2 episodes, 1985)
    Liz Conway / … (4 episodes, 1995-2002)
    Lloyd Hawkins (2 episodes, 1995-1997)
    Local / … (3 episodes, 2008)
    Logan Ellis (3 episodes, 2008)
    Lolly Allen (42 episodes, 2007)
    Lord Ledgerwood (2 episodes, 1990)
    Lori Lee (117 episodes, 2002-2004)
    Loris Timmins / … (22 episodes, 2005-2006)
    Lorraine Kingham (5 episodes, 1985)
    Lou Carpenter (772 episodes, 1988-2009)
    Louise Barker / … (6 episodes, 1985-1994)
    Louise ‘Lolly’ Carpenter / … (31 episodes, 1994-2001)
    Lucas Fitzgerald / … (150 episodes, 1993-2009)
    Lucia Cammeniti (2 episodes, 2004-2007)
    Lucia Cammeniti (8 episodes, 2005-2007)
    Lucy Robinson (37 episodes, 1987-1990)
    Lucy Robinson (56 episodes, 1985-1987)
    Lucy Robinson (57 episodes, 1991-2005)
    Luke Bowers (unknown episodes, 1995-1997)
    Luke Dawson (2 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Luke Foster (2 episodes, 1993)
    Luke Handley (26 episodes, 1995-2005)
    Lydia O’Brien (3 episodes, 2008)
    Lyn Scully (172 episodes, 1999-2009)
    Lynette Thorneycroft (2 episodes, 1994)
    Madeleine Lee / … (3 episodes, 2004-2005)
    Madeleine Price (2 episodes, 1989)
    Madge Bishop / … (450 episodes, 1986-2001)
    Maggie Hancock (23 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Makka McKenzie (38 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Malcolm Clarke (15 episodes, 1987-1989)
    Malcolm Kennedy / … (62 episodes, 1994-2005)
    Man at General Store (2 episodes, 2008)
    Mandi Rogers (11 episodes, 1997-1998)
    Marc Lambert (39 episodes, 2002)
    Marcia Taylor / … (10 episodes, 1985-2009)
    Marco Alessi / … (19 episodes, 1991-1992)
    Marco Silvani (165 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Marcus (2 episodes, 2001)
    Marcus Napier / … (2 episodes, 1994-2007)
    Marelle Balaskas / … (4 episodes, 1995-2001)
    Margaret Alessi (2 episodes, 1991)
    Margaret Hamilton / … (15 episodes, 1985)
    Maria Ramsay (17 episodes, 1985)
    Mark Billings (2 episodes, 1998)
    Mark Chaplin (3 episodes, 2009)
    Mark Gottlieb (52 episodes, 1993-1995)
    Mark Granger (6 episodes, 1988-1989)
    Marlene Kratz (69 episodes, 1994-2005)
    Martin Chester (10 episodes, 1999)
    Martin Tyrell (4 episodes, 1991)
    Marty Hackman (2 episodes, 1995)
    Mary Casey (7 episodes, 2007)
    Mary Crombie / … (7 episodes, 1989-1998)
    Matt Compton (9 episodes, 1997)
    Matt Hancock / … (43 episodes, 2001-2005)
    Matt Robinson / … (100 episodes, 1989-1991)
    Maurie Ryan (7 episodes, 1999-2002)
    Max Hoyland (108 episodes, 2002-2007)
    Max Ramsay (37 episodes, 1985-1986)
    Maxine Williams (unknown episodes, 1988)
    Melanie Pearson (99 episodes, 1987-2005)
    Melissa Drenth (10 episodes, 1995-1996)
    Melissa Evans (4 episodes, 2009)
    Melissa Jarrett (69 episodes, 1989-1991)
    Melody Jones (2 episodes, 2003-2008)
    Melody Xander (2 episodes, 1994)
    Meredith Lord (2 episodes, 1987-1988)
    Merridy Jackson (4 episodes, 2000)
    Meryl Tanner (unknown episodes)
    Mia Silvani / … (18 episodes, 1996-2008)
    Michael Cassidy (8 episodes, 2004-2005)
    Michael Daniels (7 episodes, 1991)
    Michael Martin (2 episodes, 1985)
    Michael Martin / … (65 episodes, 1991-1998)
    Michaela Chapel / … (5 episodes, 2006-2008)
    Michelle Dubois / … (4 episodes, 1995-2000)
    Michelle Scully (241 episodes, 1999-2004)
    Mick Anderson (2 episodes, 1996)
    Mick Scully (3 episodes, 2000)
    Mickey Gannon / … (306 episodes, 2007-2009)
    Mike Burns (4 episodes, 1997-1998)
    Mike Healy / … (9 episodes, 1998-1999)
    Mike Pill / … (14 episodes, 2002-2005)
    Mike Wilson (4 episodes, 2009)
    Mike Young (131 episodes, 1986-1989)
    Mikhail Irtenev (3 episodes, 2006)
    Milly Hallsworth (3 episodes, 2007)
    Miranda Parker (229 episodes, 2007-2009)
    Miranda Starvaggi / … (11 episodes, 1994-2001)
    Mishka Schneiderova (14 episodes, 2006)
    Mitch Foster / … (17 episodes, 1998-2002)
    Mitch Walters / … (3 episodes, 2007-2009)
    Mo Gorman (2 episodes, 2005)
    Molly Keogh / … (3 episodes, 2004-2009)
    Mozzie Cummings (3 episodes, 2008)
    Mr. Crowe / … (3 episodes, 1995-1996)
    Mr. Howard / … (2 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Mr. Kingham / … (5 episodes, 1985-1998)
    Mr. Manning (3 episodes, 1985)
    Mr. Pike (unknown episodes, 1988)
    Mr. Ross (2 episodes, 1988)
    Mr. Udagawa (5 episodes, 1987-1992)
    Mr. Vasiliou (1 episode, 1988-1990)
    Mrs. Armitage / … (5 episodes, 1985-2001)
    Mrs. Forbes (9 episodes, 1985)
    Mrs. Forster / … (2 episodes, 1991-2003)
    Mrs. Granger (2 episodes, 1988-1989)
    Mrs. Kingham / … (3 episodes, 1985-2009)
    Nancy Brewster (4 episodes, 1991)
    Nancy Winter / … (3 episodes, 2003-2006)
    Natalie Rigby (4 episodes, 1999)
    Nathan Black (10 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Nathan Tyson / … (10 episodes, 2000-2008)
    Natsha Kovac (6 episodes, 1990)
    Ned Parker (452 episodes, 2005-2008)
    Neil Taylor (4 episodes, 1985)
    Nell Mangel (51 episodes, 1986-1988)
    Nev Cusack (4 episodes, 1991-1992)
    Newsreader (2 episodes, 1993-1997)
    Nicholas Atkins (7 episodes, 1998)
    Nick Page (89 episodes, 1988-1990)
    Nick Thompson (12 episodes, 2007)
    Nicky Thompson (unknown episodes)
    Nicola West (88 episodes, 2008)
    Nikki Dennison (15 episodes, 1986-1987)
    Nina Tucker (165 episodes, 2002-2005)
    Noddy (4 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Noelene Vickers / … (6 episodes, 1985-1990)
    Nurse (2 episodes, 2009)
    Nurse Brooke Mitchell / … (4 episodes, 2009)
    Nurse Jodie Smith / … (29 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Nurse Radcliffe / … (2 episodes, 1990-1992)
    Old Sid (4 episodes, 1995)
    Oliver (unknown episodes, 1999)
    Oliver Barnes (323 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Olivia McPherson (6 episodes, 2004)
    Olivia Rezzara / … (4 episodes, 1995)
    Oscar Scully / … (29 episodes, 2003-2006)
    Paige Sneddon (3 episodes, 1991)
    Pam Muir (unknown episodes, 1988)
    Pam Willis / … (106 episodes, 1986-1996)
    Paperboy / … (3 episodes, 2007)
    Pat Horrocks (3 episodes, 1998-2001)
    Pat Miller (9 episodes, 2000-2001)
    Pat Scully (2 episodes, 2002)
    Patrick Kratz (5 episodes, 1995)
    Patrizia Silvani / … (8 episodes, 1992-2008)
    Patsy Edis (10 episodes, 2000)
    Paul Maguire (2 episodes, 2007)
    Paul McClain (114 episodes, 1997-2005)
    Paul Robinson (941 episodes, 1985-2009)
    Paulo Cechero (2 episodes, 1994)
    Penelope Porter (1 episode, 1988-1989)
    Penny Watts / … (31 episodes, 1989-2002)
    Pepper Steiger (81 episodes, 2006-2007)
    Pete Baxter (5 episodes, 1987-1988)
    Pete Collins (3 episodes, 1996)
    Pete Ferguson (11 episodes, 2008)
    Pete Gartside (5 episodes, 2007)
    Pete Horvath (1 episode, 1988-1992)
    Pete Redman (3 episodes, 2000)
    Pete Sherwin (5 episodes, 1985)
    Peter Kirk (2 episodes, 1985)
    Peter Knotts (1 episode, 1992-1993)
    Peter Lenten / … (3 episodes, 1991-1996)
    Petrol Attendant / … (6 episodes, 1993-2008)
    Phil Andrews (5 episodes, 2009)
    Philip Landsend / … (2 episodes, 2007)
    Philip Martin / … (210 episodes, 1992-2005)
    Phillip Martin / … (16 episodes, 1985-1998)
    Phoebe Bright / … (50 episodes, 1991-1993)
    Photographer / … (2 episodes, 1994-1996)
    Photographer / … (2 episodes, 2006)
    Pippa Layton (3 episodes, 1998-2000)
    Police Constable / … (2 episodes, 2009)
    Police Officer / … (4 episodes, 1993-1996)
    Policeman / … (2 episodes, 1991-1992)
    Policeman / … (2 episodes, 1993)
    Poppy Skourous / … (10 episodes, 1989)
    Portia Grant (4 episodes, 1998-1999)
    Prue Brown (15 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Pvt. Ray Milson (6 episodes, 2002)
    Quinatalena Pagganoni (1 episode, 1994-1995)
    Rachel Burns (4 episodes, 1985)
    Rachel Kinski (275 episodes, 2005-2009)
    Rachel Sutherland (unknown episodes, 2000)
    Raimondo Cammeniti (2 episodes, 2007)
    Rally Goer / … (2 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Rally Goer / … (2 episodes, 1995-2003)
    Ray Murphy (1 episode, 1986-1987)
    Raymond Lim (6 episodes, 1993)
    Rebecca (2 episodes, 1993)
    Rebecca Napier (264 episodes, 2007-2009)
    Rev. Craig Richards / … (8 episodes, 1989-1993)
    Rev. Errol Price (4 episodes, 1987)
    Rev. Loftus / … (3 episodes, 1992-2001)
    Rev. Rosie Hoyland / … (11 episodes, 2002-2003)
    Reverend Keith Illingworth / … (4 episodes, 2001-2008)
    Reverend Sampson (5 episodes, 1987-1989)
    Rex Colt (3 episodes, 2006)
    Rhonda Brumby (2 episodes, 1995)
    Rhys Turner (9 episodes, 1989)
    Rhys Turner (9 episodes, 1989-1990)
    Richard Aaronow / … (21 episodes, 2000-2008)
    Richard Downing (4 episodes, 1998-1999)
    Richard Knott (3 episodes, 2002)
    Richard Morrison (17 episodes, 1985)
    Richard Murray / … (2 episodes, 2001-2007)
    Rick Alessi (78 episodes, 1992-1995)
    Rick Hansen (5 episodes, 1987)
    Ricky Jones (2 episodes, 1999-2001)
    Riley (7 episodes, 2005)
    Riley Parker (171 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Ringo Brown / … (442 episodes, 2007-2009)
    Rob Evans (7 episodes, 1996)
    Rob Lewis (20 episodes, 1987-1989)
    Robert Dong (3 episodes, 1995-1996)
    Robin Hester (7 episodes, 2009)
    Robyn Taylor (2 episodes, 1989)
    Rocco Cammeniti / … (22 episodes, 1996-2007)
    Rod Baker (2 episodes, 1992)
    Rod Maloney (2 episodes, 1989)
    Rodney Langdon (3 episodes, 1985-1988)
    Roger Bannon (2 episodes, 1993)
    Roger Delo (unknown episodes, 1989)
    Rohan Kendrick (3 episodes, 1997)
    Ron Kirk (4 episodes, 1999-2002)
    Rona Jarrett (6 episodes, 1989-1990)
    Rose Belker (3 episodes, 1994-2006)
    Rose Kirk / … (5 episodes, 1985-2001)
    Rosemary Daniels (24 episodes, 1987-2005)
    Rosetta Cammeniti / … (154 episodes, 2006-2008)
    Ross Warner (4 episodes, 1987-1988)
    Roy ‘Stanno’ Stanley / … (3 episodes, 1999-2002)
    Roz Challis / … (5 episodes, 2006-2009)
    Ruban ‘Roo’ Hausman (11 episodes, 2005-2006)
    Rupert Sprod (21 episodes, 1994-1997)
    Russell Butler (3 episodes, 1993)
    Russell Metcalf (1 episode, 1988-1989)
    Ruth Avery (3 episodes, 1993)
    Ruth Wilkinson / … (74 episodes, 1996-2005)
    Ruth Wilson / … (8 episodes, 1986-2002)
    Ryan McLachlan (42 episodes, 1990-1991)
    Saffron Jankievicz / … (4 episodes, 2009)
    Sally Prtichard / … (3 episodes, 1994)
    Sally Upton (4 episodes, 1998)
    Sally Upton (4 episodes, 1998-1999)
    Sally Wells / … (13 episodes, 1987-1988)
    Salvation Army Officer / … (4 episodes, 1990-1994)
    Sam Cole (6 episodes, 1986-1987)
    Sam Kratz (43 episodes, 1994-2005)
    Samantha Fitzgerald (72 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Sandy Allen (2 episodes, 2007)
    Sandy Morris / … (7 episodes, 1995-2000)
    Santa Claus / … (3 episodes, 1990-1993)
    Sarah / … (2 episodes, 2009)
    Sarah Beaumont / … (65 episodes, 1996-2005)
    Sarah Dawson (2 episodes, 2008)
    Sarah Lim (9 episodes, 1993)
    Sarah Richards (5 episodes, 1985)
    Sarah Stoddard / … (3 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Sasha Healey / … (2 episodes, 1998-1999)
    Sasha Hennessy / … (6 episodes, 2006)
    ‘Sassy’ Patterson-Smythe (20 episodes, 1994)
    Saxon Garvey (13 episodes, 2002)
    Scott Robinson (100 episodes, 1986-1989)
    Scott Robinson (55 episodes, 1985)
    Scott ‘Stingray’ Timmins / … (144 episodes, 2004-2007)
    Scouse (2 episodes, 1995-1996)
    Sean Edwards (2 episodes, 2000)
    Sean Slater (7 episodes, 1993)
    Sen. Const. Allan Steiger / … (59 episodes, 2004-2007)
    Senior Sergeant Belinda Caskey (3 episodes, 2009)
    Senior Sergeant Malcolm Hill / … (7 episodes, 2001-2007)
    Serena Bishop (35 episodes, 2003-2005)
    Serena Lucas (10 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Serendipity Gottlieb (24 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Sergeant Herron (2 episodes, 1996)
    Sergeant Rick Lawson (2 episodes, 2009)
    Server (4 episodes, 2009)
    Sgt. Bowen / … (5 episodes, 1990-1993)
    Sgt. Joanna Douglas / … (6 episodes, 1998-2006)
    Sgt. Ray Moller / … (12 episodes, 1999-2009)
    Shane Gregory (4 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Shane Ramsay (62 episodes, 1985-1987)
    Shannon Jones (67 episodes, 1998-1999)
    Sharni Hillman / … (4 episodes, 2006-2008)
    Sharon Davies (105 episodes, 1988-1990)
    Sharon ‘Shazza’ Cox / … (4 episodes, 2005)
    Shaun Kelly / … (3 episodes, 2008)
    Sheena Wilson (11 episodes, 2000-2006)
    Sienna Cammeniti (35 episodes, 2008)
    Simon Burns / … (5 episodes, 2006-2007)
    Simon Butterworth / … (6 episodes, 1989-1998)
    Simon Freedman (22 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Simon Hunter (10 episodes, 1991-1992)
    Sindi Watts / … (21 episodes, 1997-2005)
    Sister Josephine (2 episodes, 2006)
    Skinner (14 episodes, 1988-1989)
    Sky Bishop / … (56 episodes, 1989-1991)
    Sky Mangel / … (113 episodes, 2003-2007)
    Snr. Const. Gary Hume / … (2 episodes, 1994-2004)
    Snr. Const. Sophie Cooper (4 episodes, 2007)
    Sofia Sparvalis (1 episode, 1988-1995)
    Sondra Pike (4 episodes, 1997)
    Sonny Hammond / … (7 episodes, 1995-1996)
    Sonya Mitchell (9 episodes, 2009)
    Sophie Ramsay (48 episodes, 2009)
    Squirrel (12 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Stacey Griffiths (2 episodes, 1995)
    Stan Cooper (2 episodes, 1989)
    Stavros Papadopoulos / … (2 episodes, 1989)
    Stephanie Hoyland / … (404 episodes, 1999-2009)
    Stephen Armstrong (3 episodes, 1987)
    Stephen Gottlieb (26 episodes, 1992-1993)
    Steve George (6 episodes, 1996)
    Steve Parker / … (283 episodes, 1985-2009)
    Stuart Maughan (2 episodes, 1996)
    Stuart ‘Stu’ Parker / … (54 episodes, 2001-2006)
    Student (3 episodes, 2008)
    Student / … (2 episodes, 2009)
    Sue Parker (9 episodes, 1986-1988)
    Summer Hoyland (26 episodes, 2002-2007)
    Sunny Lee (67 episodes, 2009)
    Susan Cole / … (20 episodes, 1985-1987)
    Susan Kennedy / … (651 episodes, 1994-2009)
    Susan Langdon (2 episodes, 1985)
    Susie (5 episodes, 1994)
    Svetlanka Ristic (2 episodes, 2004)
    Taj Coppin (9 episodes, 2002-2004)
    Tania Walsh (3 episodes, 1990)
    Tanya Rodgers / … (2 episodes, 2000)
    Tanya Tasker (5 episodes, 2008)
    Taylah Jordan (36 episodes, 2007-2008)
    Ted Gibbons (2 episodes, 1986)
    Ted Morrow / … (5 episodes, 1989-2000)
    Ted Regan (3 episodes, 1988)
    Ted Vickers (2 episodes, 1988-1989)
    Tegan Freedman (22 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Teresa Cammeniti (6 episodes, 2006)
    Teresa ‘Tess’ Bell / … (124 episodes, 1999-2001)
    Terrence Chesterton (8 episodes, 2007)
    Terri Hall (2 episodes, 2002)
    Terry Carter (2 episodes, 1992)
    Terry Inglis / … (17 episodes, 1985)
    Theo Skouros / … (4 episodes, 1989)
    Tiberio (2 episodes, 1994)
    Tiffany ‘Lochy’ McLachlan / … (43 episodes, 1989-1990)
    Tiffany Price (2 episodes, 1997)
    Tim (2 episodes, 1985)
    Tim Bailey (6 episodes, 2000-2001)
    Tim Buckley (15 episodes, 1997)
    Tim Collins (22 episodes, 2001-2009)
    Tim Harrison (3 episodes, 2000)
    Tina Bentley (2 episodes, 1987)
    Tina Nguyen (3 episodes, 2000-2001)
    Toadfish Rebecchi / … (548 episodes, 1994-2009)
    Toby Mangel (57 episodes, 1988-1990)
    Toby Mangel (72 episodes, 1990-1993)
    Todd Landers (192 episodes, 1988-1992)
    Tom Kennedy (14 episodes, 1996-2007)
    Tom Merrick (5 episodes, 1993)
    Tom Ramsay (11 episodes, 1986-1991)
    Tom Scully / … (20 episodes, 1989-2007)
    Tom Weaver (8 episodes, 1994)
    Tommy Lim (2 episodes, 1993)
    Tony Hartman / … (6 episodes, 1995-2009)
    Tony Romeo / … (12 episodes, 1985-1999)
    Tony Simpson (3 episodes, 2000-2001)
    Tracey (1 episode, 1993-1997)
    Tracey Cox / … (3 episodes, 1986-1998)
    Tracy Dawson (2 episodes, 1990)
    Trish Longley / … (4 episodes, 1991-2006)
    Trixie Tucker (16 episodes, 2003-2004)
    Troy Duncan (3 episodes, 1993-1994)
    Tuong Pham (7 episodes, 1998-2001)
    Ty Harper (140 episodes, 2008-2009)
    Unhappy Patron (2 episodes, 1999)
    Valda Sheergold / … (52 episodes, 2002-2008)
    Vanessa Bailey (1 episode, 1989)
    Vanessa Chung / … (2 episodes, 2009)
    Vernon Wells (2 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Veronica ‘Ronnie’ Anderson (6 episodes, 2001)
    Vicki Gibbons / … (6 episodes, 1986-1997)
    Vikram Chatterji (10 episodes, 1994-1995)
    Vince DeBolfo / … (6 episodes, 1993-1997)
    Vince Roland (5 episodes, 1993-1994)
    Wally Walters / … (5 episodes, 1985-1999)
    Walter Schofield (3 episodes, 1992)
    Warren Murphy (5 episodes, 1986-1987)
    Wayne Duncan (21 episodes, 1993-1994)
    Wayne Hunter (3 episodes, 2007)
    Wayne ‘Tad’ Reeves / … (82 episodes, 1998-2002)
    Wendy Baker (4 episodes, 2000)
    Wendy Gibson (10 episodes, 1985)
    Wendy Slater (4 episodes, 1993-1994)
    Will Griggs / … (32 episodes, 2006-2007)
    Young Valda Sheergold / … (3 episodes, 2003-2004)
    Yvonne Beckett (1 episode, 1988-1991)
    Zack Shaw (5 episodes, 2001-2002)
    Zara Phaelan (2 episodes, 2009)
    Zeke Kinski / … (564 episodes, 2005-2009)
    Zoe Davis (24 episodes, 1986)
    Zoe Stafford (2 episodes, 2007)
    Zoe Tan (3 episodes, 1995-1998)

  2. Adam says:

    Oh, come on Hayley. The 20th anniversary episode clearly showed that Mrs Mangel was alive and well – albeit just off-screen – enjoying tea in the garden with Formerly-Plain Jane Superbrain. Do you know NOTHING?

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