Just when you thought it was safe to put your Ugg boots back in the cupboard and breathe a sigh of relief that you’ve made it through another winter without anyone (outside of Orpington) catching you wearing them, along comes a most confuddling footwear item, the barftastically named Ugg Fluffie. It’s a flip flop! With, um, a sheepskin sole! For those days when….er…..actually, I have no idea.
I want to sneer at them, I really do. I want to turn my nose up and comment on their unattractiveness and vow never to own a pair. I want to laugh at those that do, and consider myself to be sartorially superior in every way.
But mostly….mostly…..I want to put them on. I want to put them on and go “mmmmmmmmm.” And then spend the rest of the summer never wearing them outside of Orpington.