1. Get your feet out of your weetabix
2. Bunnies don’t really like paddling pools
3. You can’t have catfood for breakfast. Please stop crying and choose something else.
4. Are you sure that’s what Daddy does at work? He presses his nose and says “beep beep”?
5. If you don’t stop putting banana in between your toes, Mummy is going to take it away.
6. Ooh! I forgot to tell you about the poo in the garden! (Ant: “Oh yeah?” Me: “Yes. Um…there was a poo in the garden”).
7. Quick! teddy wants to do a wee wee!